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Then came..
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Everyone loved it.
So, the docs changed it to read
Still no good.
Why do I feel worthless most of the time?
No go.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Which document should be pointed out to a holocaust denier?
They put up a sign reading
Freaks and Cheeks
Just Forget it!
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Unacceptable again!
Minds and Behinds
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No, not a chance
Another attempt resulted in ...
Mitsubishi Said in Advanced Talks on $8 Billion Aethon Deal - Bloomberg.com
Next, they tried...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Catatonics & High Colonics
NYC Renters Brace for Price Hikes After Broker-Fee Ban - Bloomberg
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
share office space ...
Nuts and Butts
Two Ocean Bands Are Warming Faster Than Ever — What This Means for Our Climate - The Daily Galaxy
Thumbs down again.
No way
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Knicks fire coach Tom Thibodeau after first Eastern Conference finals berth in 25 years - AP News
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
What should I do if I love a girl and she apparently doesn't love me?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Still no good
So they tried
Can you DM your uncle’s wife for a video?
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Hysterias & Posteriors